“Granpa Keebler promoted me to VP of Animal Crackers. The
pressure's on!”
“You are hypnotized by my magestic forehead and my stare gazing
out and laughing at you.”
“When is the Elf strike over? I'm Bored!!!”
“I beg of you put on my outfit this is so embarrassing!!!”
"I'm trying to listen, but I have to potty!"
“Man I can’t wait to dig in to those tatas!!!! Lunch time !!!!”
"I'm Consti-what? And what exactly is bran and how can it make me a regular?”
" Nobody laughed when I crapped my pants!"
"She said that word, 'Naptime', and I shoulda known I was in for it..."
“OK Mom next time I dress you see how you like what I make
you wear!!”
